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Hey there! I'm that guy in Young Guns, and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the new look Random Rant! There have sure been a lot of changes here lately, and if you'll allow me to guide . . .

What do you mean "who the fuck is this guy?"? I already told you, I was in Young Guns. Or as I like to call it, The 1988 Smash Hit Blockbuster, Young Guns. And Young Guns II: Blaze of Glory? I was in that, too. What do you mean, you still don't know!? Okay then, I got two words for you, asshole: La fucking Bamba!! Three words.

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Hordak Reviews . . . DVDs

It's almost Christmas, so what better way to celebrate than with Hordak and his Christmas movie reviews?

Dear Fat Bloke Down the Road

An open letter sent to the fat bloke who lives along the road from me, asking him to leave me alone.

Stuff I Wanted for Christmas . . .

As a kid I asked Santa for all the things featured in this list. He didn't even bring one. The fucker.

Charity Shop Tat Bag 7

Meet the charity shop that doesn't play by the rules in Charity Shop Tat Bag: Deluxe Edition

It's the Captain America Cartoon

We plumb new depths of lunacy with this review of Captain America's animated adventures.

That's Shit - May

Another month, another visit to the League Table of Shit. Come see the standings for this month.

The Roller Blade Seven

Review of the worst film in the history of film-making. The unforgivable Roller Blade Seven.

Charity Shop Tat Bag 6

Another month, another swinging sack full of piss drenched charity shop goodies.

Jim Davidson's Believe it or Not!

Random Rant's newest guest star presents us with some weird and wonderful facts.

That's Shit - March

A few things I've come to decide are a steaming pile of shit, in our all new League Table of Shit.

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