Following on from a previous mention of Harry-Potter themed photoshop skull-duggery, (read the threads you lazy bastards ), I present you with the first 'new' RR forum caption competition (huzzah !)

You don't win anything, mind, except the adulation of your peers, and a Mr-T Celebriduck from Baz (if he's feeling generous, but that's unlikely hehe).

I'll start you off with my own attempt at a suitable caption, and invite your own (far cleverer, and more amusing suggestions:



"You harlot ! You're making me feel things only Ron, and possibly Hagrid or Professor Snape (I'm not sure which, it gets so dark in the magic school at night) has made me feel before. For that, you must DIE !"

My other suggestion would be "... I told you, my girlfriend wants to hear some Baby Shambles ! Two more seconds, and if I don't here Pete, I swear I'm turning you into sodding crazy frog !"

Well I was going to write "Play The Final Countdown NOW, bitch, or you'll puke slugs over the decks", but you'd kinda beat me to it.

Anyway, how about:

"Confusing an erection with the pain in his head, Harry annihilated an entire club night at the Hogwarts student union"

I like it