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You might think it would get tiring being mistaken for former "Home James" star Jim Davidson when talking to people over the phone and the like, but I always find it funny. "You're Jim Davidson?" they say, and I say "yes, but not that Jim Davidson" and then we both laugh! It's lovely.

Sometimes, though, the person continues to make Jim Davidson comments even after the confusion is cleared up. Sometimes they say "Nick Nick" to me in an amusing voice. Then it's not funny. Then I don't laugh. Sometimes that makes me so angry I cut myself with these here knives to let the crimson rage gush out onto the carpet. Some people just don't know where to draw the line.

Baz gets angry sometimes - not just at me, but at other people too. Because it's impossible to put every person he gets angry with on the crude, home-made electric chair he fashioned for me, he writes letters to them expressing his feelings. Below you'll find all the letters he's sent to date.

An Open Letter to Wasps
Oh sure, everyone hates wasps, but wasps and me, we have history.  I think I have more right to hate them than anyone else alive.  Here's why.
 
A Letter to Skeletor
For twenty years I've wanted to tell Skeletor where he's been going wrong.  Today, at last, I get round to doing just that.
 
A Letter to the Cars Behind Me
Sent to the drivers of all the cars in the traffic jam behind me after my Ford Mondeo broke down as I drove it to work this morning.
 
The Long, Long Layezee Convoy
A letter sent to the van in front of me following the slowest journey I have ever undertaken.  Features near death thrills and excitement!
 
Safeway Dry Cleaning
A letter sent to the mighty Safeway corporation following a recent visit to one of their stores in order to use their dry cleaning facilities.
 
Rapsons Coaches
The letter which started this whole site! Join me as I stand in a frozen bus stop surrounded by the assembled legions of Hell.
 
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