Rants
You might think it would get tiring being mistaken for former "Home James" star Jim Davidson when talking to people over the phone and the like, but I always find it funny. "You're Jim Davidson?" they say, and I say "yes, but not that Jim Davidson" and then we both laugh! It's lovely. Sometimes, though, the person continues to make Jim Davidson comments even after the confusion is cleared up. Sometimes they say "Nick Nick" to me in an amusing voice. Then it's not funny. Then I don't laugh. Sometimes that makes me so angry I cut myself with these here knives to let the crimson rage gush out onto the carpet. Some people just don't know where to draw the line. Baz gets angry sometimes - not just at me, but at other people too. Because it's impossible to put every person he gets angry with on the crude, home-made electric chair he fashioned for me, he writes letters to them expressing his feelings. Below you'll find all the letters he's sent to date. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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You might think it would get tiring being mistaken for former "Home James" star Jim Davidson when talking to people over the phone and the like, but I always find it funny. "You're Jim Davidson?" they say, and I say "yes, but not that Jim Davidson" and then we both laugh! It's lovely. 

