Hordak Reviews
Hey bitches, it's me, Hordak, leader of the evil Horde and all round cruel assed muddafucka. When I'm not fucking She-Ra's shit up old school, I'm here testing merchandise and telling you folks how it is. Feel my muscles. You like that? Sure you do. Fag.

I don't give no bullshit an' I don't take no bullshit. I call things the way I see them. Like that time I caught Grizzlor humping that spooky ass tree in the Fright Zone. That hairy tree fucker got no babies to eat for like a month!

Anyway, here are my reviews. Read them or I swear I'll kill every last one of you muddafuckas in your sleep.

Hordak Reviews . . . DVDs
It's almost Christmas, so what better way to celebrate than with Hordak and his Christmas movie reviews?
 
Hordak Reviews . . . Sweets
Hordak, leader of the evil Horde, gives us his opinion on some rather unusual confectionery.
 

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