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Because there's nothing worse than drinking alone, sometimes I like to make shadow puppets and pretend they're my friends. Haha, I know, I know, that sounds a little crazy, but it's not! I don't seriously believe they're my friends or anything! They're just shadow puppets, it's not like they're actually alive!

Except Derek of course. Derek is very much alive. Derek makes me do terrible, terrible things.

But I digress.

In this section you'll find reviews of a wide range of things, from snack foods to imitation vaginas, all of which have been thoroughly and vigorously tested for your infotainment reading pleasure.

Hordak Reviews . . . DVDs
Image It's almost Christmas, so what better way to celebrate than with Hordak and his Christmas movie reviews?
 
Hordak Reviews . . . Sweets
Hordak reviews sweets Hordak, leader of the evil Horde, gives us his opinion on some rather unusual confectionery.
 
It's the Captain America Cartoon
ImageWe plumb new depths of lunacy with this review of Captain America's animated adventures.
 
Battle of the Mugs
Image In the second Battle of the Things four mugs go head to head to see which will be crowned King.
 
The Roller Blade Seven
Image Review of the worst film in the history of film-making.  The unforgivable Roller Blade Seven.
 
Beatles Classics by Wing
Music Maestro, Wing Random Rant takes great pleasure in introducing you to a very special lady and her musical stylings.  Meet Wing.
 
Frankenfish
Giant, mutant fish biting the heads of unsuspecting and largely irritating rednecks?  Come on, did you really expect me not to review it?
 
Home & Away - the Card Game
Stone the crows, mates!  A Charity Shop Tat Bag item given the proper review treatment. It's the Home & Away card game.
 
Wonka Bars
It's the most obvious and unimaginative movie tie-in of all time. It's chocolate - Willy Wonka style! And it's utterly, unforgiveably shit.
 
He-Man: Disappearing Act
It's the long awaited second Masters of the Universe episode review, and it's without question even more nonsensical than the first!
 
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