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Hey there gorgeous, Jim Davidson here again. If I hold my hand to my ear like this I can hear something magical. I'd love to tell you what it is, but I'm not allowed.

Anyway, I think of all the sections of the website, the Random one is my own most favouritest. I think it was former Blockbusters host Bob Holness who said "life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get". Of course Bob's dead now, but what he said remains so very true.

What I'm getting at is that the Random section is much like life. You don't know what it's going to throw at you. I like that. I think Bob Holness would have liked that too.



Stuff I Wanted for Christmas . . .
Image As a kid I asked Santa for all the things featured in this list.  He didn't even bring one.  The fucker.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 7
Image Meet the charity shop that doesn't play by the rules in Charity Shop Tat Bag: Deluxe Edition
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Jim Davidson's Believe it or Not!
Jim Davidson's Believe it or Not Random Rant's newest guest star presents us with some weird and wonderful facts.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 6
Charity Shop Tat Bag 6 Another month, another swinging sack full of piss drenched charity shop goodies.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 5
Come take a peek inside a special, musically themed sack of Tat, in our fifth visit to the wonderful world of the Charity Shop.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 4
It is, beyond question, the greatest Charity Shop Tat Bag of all time.  Perhaps the greatest anything of all time.  Seriously, take a look.
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If I Was Kenny Rogers
Random Rant gets poetic on yo' ass with this ditty about what I'd do were I country legend Kenny Rogers.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 3
Transvestites, Thunderbirds and Angela Lansbury.  It is for combos such as these that the Charity Shop Tat Bag was born.
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Charity Shop Tat Bag 2
From the 1950's to the 1980's, come witness for yourself the most cross generational Charity Shop Tat Bag of all time. Er...so far.
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Mental Bloke List
While "working" recently in the Caribbean, I met Moses, a mental bloke who thought the following things were of Scottish origin.
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