 Hey there gorgeous, Jim Davidson here again. If I hold my hand to my ear like this I can hear something magical. I'd love to tell you what it is, but I'm not allowed.
Anyway, I think of all the sections of the website, the Random one is my own most favouritest. I think it was former Blockbusters host Bob Holness who said "life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get". Of course Bob's dead now, but what he said remains so very true. What I'm getting at is that the Random section is much like life. You don't know what it's going to throw at you. I like that. I think Bob Holness would have liked that too.
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While checking my stats I found a load of bizarre search phrases which have been used to find the site. And here they are. |
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Some more extracts from the tatty old notebook of mine which I found at the back of a cupboard in my parents' house. |
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I was a fucked up kid, as demonstrated by the contents of an old notebook I found recently in a cupboard in my parents' house. |
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Herein lies an incomplete list of things which I would under no circumstances whatsoever insert my precious, precious penis into. |
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It's the dawning of a new era on RR! An era full of useless junk which smells faintly of piss! Welcome to the Charity Shop Tat Bag. |
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Letters sent to Mike Baldwin of Coronation Street. Not to the actor who plays him, but to Mike himself, the sleazy factory boss with a heart of shit. |
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