| If I Was Kenny Rogers |
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A poem by Baz (aged 27) If I was Kenny Rogers, I know just what I'd do, I'd have sex with Dolly Parton, A fast and frantic screw, My Country Queen would come to me, Buck naked like my dreams, I've fantasized about those tits, Since 'Islands in the Stream', "Lie back," she'd drawl, and I'd obey, She'd lift her leg and mount me, To stop myself from cumming, I'd hum 'Coward of the County', If I was Kenny Rogers, I know just what I'd do, I'd spitroast Dolly Parton, With that bloke from Motley Crue, I'd take the front, he'd take the rear, She'd beg of us "please, screw me!", Then after we were satisfied, We'd sing a verse of 'Ruby', She'd lay there hot and wet with sweat, All slutty, cheap and whorey, I'd nod and lift the duvet, She'd go down in a 'Blaze of Glory', If I was Kenny Rogers, I know just what I'd do, I'd assbang Dolly Parton, Failing that I'd assbang you. |
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