| Welcome - from that guy in Young Guns |
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 Hey there! I'm that guy in Young Guns, and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the new look Random Rant! There have sure been a lot of changes here lately, and if you'll allow me to guide . . . What do you mean "who the fuck is this guy?"? I already told you, I was in Young Guns. Or as I like to call it, The 1988 Smash Hit Blockbuster, Young Guns. And Young Guns II: Blaze of Glory? I was in that, too. What do you mean, you still don't know!? Okay then, I got two words for you, asshole: La fucking Bamba!! Three words. Anyway, as my co-star Emilio Estevez might have said in Young Guns, "a lot's changed round these here parts!". It was a cowboy movie, remember? Kiefer Sutherland was in it. But yes, anyway, the point is a lot's changed here. And Jack Palance. He was in it, too. There's now a new video section for videos knocked together by Baz, the guy who runs the site, as well as for anything he finds on the internet he decides is worth sharing with the rest of you. Speaking of putting videos together, I once directed an episode of The Twilight Zone. Bet you didn't know that, did you? You think all I've done is Young Guns and La Bamba. Think again, buddy, I've got a list of credits as long as your arm, and I've worked with some of the biggest names in Hollywood. Oh, so you don't believe me, well tell me who else you know who has worked with Judge Reinhold, Ed Begley Jnr and Charles Dance in the space of two years? You can't, can you? Because I'm the only one who has! Apart from maybe Kevin Bacon. Who the fuck are you to criticize my career anyway? How many episodes of Miami Vice did you appear in? How many voices did you provide for the X-Men Legends series of video games? How many starring roles did you have in the 1999 horror classic, Bats? None, that's how many, so fuck you, I win! Anyway, have fun, losers. Hope you enjoy reading this shit. Some of us have better things to do with our time - like polishing our Achievement in Entertainment award from Filipinas magazine!! All the best, That Guy from Young Guns. |